Those Poor Noodles–Unisex T-Shirt
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Show your sympathy (or lack thereof) for the galaxy’s most tragic pasta with this "Those Poor Noodles" T-shirt! Featuring an eye-catching image of Aang's famous noodles and the iconic phrase from Coruscant Nights, this shirt is perfect for fans of the podcast—or anyone who knows the true heartbreak behind every bowl.
Available in a variety of colors, this soft and comfortable tee is ideal for casual wear, podcast listening, or debating whether noodles have rights in the Empire. Wear it proudly, and remember: no noodle left behind.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Night Cast Creative
- Email: mark-iih-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the lead and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Those Poor Noodles–Unisex T-Shirt Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|